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Creativity or just hunger-spawned delusions?

You be the judge. :) Here's a sprinkling of my favorite bits of fridge poetry for your amusement, with more to come as ideas surface. These were composed using a combination of the standard, computer talk, science talk, Shakespearean, and queer magnet sets.



I have no illegitimate ache to be unwholesome,
but I will lick that gorgeous piece of chocolate


You preposterous, slug-faced technoweenie!
I make cybersex with your motherboard
and mock your sluggard network!


Download my slippery fluids
you marvellous wanton vixen


A bitter wind chants a stormy symphony
but still I whisper delicate rain



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